The Hunter for President campaign has uncovered flimsy evidence of the wasteful opulence of the McCain campaign. Unidentified sources say that McCain's surrogates have dubbed him McKing due to his constant and excessive demands for booze, whores, and debauchery. This photo was taken at a hotel just minutes before his entourage entered, gave him a sponge bath, and knelt before him to kiss his feet. The Republican candidate has reportedly been drinking up to a half gallon a day and partaking of those barely legal delights that pursue presidential power. McCain is King.
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