Monday, January 21, 2008

Fred Thompson Says He's Ready To Fight

Fred Thompson came out swinging today after leaving the Fat Cat Fitness Club where he has been holed up since October. Thompson says he's, "Fit as a fiddle and ready for a good knock down drag out with his fellow candidates." Going into the primary race in the South, Thompson has entertained the idea of having a tag team match rather than the traditional debate. He plans to rent the Sunkist Stadium for the main event. It will be billed as "Fat Boy and the Huck versus Rudy and the Mitt". Rupert Murdoch has agreed to carry it on pay-per-view only if the candidate's wives agree to become "Ring Babes" for the evening. Stay tuned for further details.

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