Monday, January 21, 2008

Look What I Done Bought At A Yard Sale

Man about town Mike Huckabee was caught shopping this weekend where he purchased a new outfit for the upcoming debate. Huckabee was heard chuckling at the low cost of his new oufit and said, "Nobody would dare to question me if I dress up like the Pope." On a swing through the South to promote his "Raise the Roof Tour 2008" he promised to make T-shirts and ball caps available to the public at a minimal cost. The Huck has committed to changing his clothes no less than once a week and is planning on debuting his latest bib overall outfit complete with Huckabee groupies dressed in matching "Raise the Roof" mini skirts. Send the kids to bed early. You won't want to miss this one.

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