The Hunter for President campaign headquarters has uncovered evidence that Mitt Romney is human. Romney critics have espoused the theory that Mitt was actually an inflatable poly-ethylene caricature based on a Herman Mellvile short story character. Our campaign has seen Romey show his ass and act like a prick. Our tireless intelligence department has uncovered a photograph of Mitt admitting his humanness. Here we see Romney on a recent missionary trip proclaiming that he is for real.
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