Let's face it, I'm not your traditional candidate. That may be my best quality. After all, do you want the status quo? Do you want four more years of runaway debt, social stagnation, and the misdirection of failed policies? Do you really want Rudy "The Thug" Guilianni? His only claim to greatness is he happened to be a corrupt mayor who bungled his way through a major crisis. He simply rose to the level of his own incompetence. But the reality is, he's a despicable little man who would eagerly spread his cheeks and whore out the whole damn executive office to the highest bidder. John McCain? That old geezer is still living in the movie "Green Beret" and thinking he's John Wayne. We at least need a candidate that is living in this century. Or at least born in the last one. Do you like Mitt Romney? I've had influenza that was less nauseating. He's the most smarmy, obsequious, sleaze ball to hit the airwaves since Tammy Faye faded away behind a wall of make-up thick enough to make Avon blush. He's so lousy he had to use his own money because nobody else would give him the time of day. Mike Huckabee should be renamed Chucklebee. The guy's a bad joke waiting for a punch line. Do you really want him staring down the barrel of the new global threats that will rattle our infrastructure, cyberspace, and economy. After all, you're going to have to kill Bin Laden, not save him. And Fred Thompson is just a washed up ol' whore monger who can't even act presidential anymore. Sure, Edwards, Clinton, and Obama are all sweet enough, (aren't they cute at that age?) but this is not a Betty Crocker bake-off. The next President will need to be a world class leader such as Hunter. He's not prone to the corruption, self-serving piousness, and insidious greed that infects the
current administration. He is ready to tackle the monumental conflagration that GW Bush will surely leave behind as his fecal ridden legacy dumps an indelible stain on history. Vote for Hunter. Send money today. Contact The Hunter for President Campaign at kieferz28@yahoo.com(I'm Hunter and I approved this message)
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