Guardia International on Saturday? Our sources tell us that it was none other than Rudy "The Butcher" Guiliani. It was rumored that he had just returned from an emergency meeting of the party faithful in the Catskills. Rudy cut an impressive swath as he headed into the next phase of the war on the American public. Rudy was overheard to say, "This isn't just about 9/11 anymore. For me it's personal. I'm a sick man, I need some help. God I wish Rummy would quit making me dress up like this on the weekends." Unidentified sources confirmed that Rudy was on his way to Florida where he will attack the immigrant population and terrorize the elderly retirees.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Who Was That Man?
Who was that man looking so dapper in the latest fashion as he arrived at La
Guardia International on Saturday? Our sources tell us that it was none other than Rudy "The Butcher" Guiliani. It was rumored that he had just returned from an emergency meeting of the party faithful in the Catskills. Rudy cut an impressive swath as he headed into the next phase of the war on the American public. Rudy was overheard to say, "This isn't just about 9/11 anymore. For me it's personal. I'm a sick man, I need some help. God I wish Rummy would quit making me dress up like this on the weekends." Unidentified sources confirmed that Rudy was on his way to Florida where he will attack the immigrant population and terrorize the elderly retirees.
Guardia International on Saturday? Our sources tell us that it was none other than Rudy "The Butcher" Guiliani. It was rumored that he had just returned from an emergency meeting of the party faithful in the Catskills. Rudy cut an impressive swath as he headed into the next phase of the war on the American public. Rudy was overheard to say, "This isn't just about 9/11 anymore. For me it's personal. I'm a sick man, I need some help. God I wish Rummy would quit making me dress up like this on the weekends." Unidentified sources confirmed that Rudy was on his way to Florida where he will attack the immigrant population and terrorize the elderly retirees.
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